I gotta say Ted cracks my shit up. Last night was trivia night at the recordBar. He, myself, and several other teammates gathered there to test our wits at random subjects. As more drinks were consumed things got more obnoxious, and I'm just talking about the moderator! Ted was furious when the guy yells out our answer, Butan, before anyone else had a chance to reply and then proceeded to revoke the question. I thought he was going to jump on stage and snatch the mic and break it in two.
We got third place. Top honors went to "Some Pind of Kussy." Nice name for a bunch of chicks with brains.
Later I got drunk went home and passed out on my couch. Haven't done that in a while.
I am really tired right now. I need to get my spirits up because I'm going to go eat some steak at this fancy shmancy French place called Aixios. It's JK's B-day and it's sure to be fun.
OK. Now it's time to pick my winning suggestion for the "How to keep Andre from getting LARGE" contest. Actually we have a couple of winners.
First the losers:
Carolyn: I can't do ice dating because I licked my date once and my tongue got stuck so someone had to pee on my date to melt her and free my tongue.
Not EriK Estrada: I don't want to look at fat chicks nor do I want to join a gym. I don't like gyms because there are germs everywhere and as Megan would say, "The people there are dumb."
Sack of Ringo: Swimming requires me to get undressed and do the awkward towel dance in the locker room so that nobody sees "Mr Winky." Now I'm pretty confident but not so much after getting out of a pool in the winter time.
On to the winners:
The duo of Mark and Megan. I will use an extension cord for my jump rope, just hope I don't miss and hit myself. And yes Mark I will begin to eat right, do more cardio, and lift malt. Not just malt beverages but sacks of it too.
Thanks to all who gave a shit.
Arrowed.
1 comment:
Yes! The Gants kids rule the earth once again! A giant high five to Mark for sharing the winning spot with me(Ayo says I give great high fives. Yes!). Let me know how the jumping rope goes, I broke mine. Son of a bitch!
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